It was a much longer day than it should have been.

I'd just gotten out of my first class and was bolting for my next to see if I could get some of my project done before class when I opted to hop off this little cement wall instead of taking the steps.

It it fourteen inches high. It was not at all slippery or hazardous. I hop off this damn wall every day.

I'm still having numbness in part of my foot and will be limping to class tomorrow.

I don't know what I did, but I miss-stepped and face-planted into the lawn (thank goodness, I have enough trouble with my teeth without hitting them against the pavement) and twisted/sprained my ankle so that I had shooting pains bolting up my leg, but the worrisome part was that my outer two toes and that half of my foot went numb, like they did back when I broke my leg in the second grade.

one of the girls from my class was nice enough to help carry me to the student health center and stay with me while I waited for AN HOUR AND A HALF in the waiting room, then I went to a little room in the back and waited for ANOTHER FORTY-FIVE MINUTES WITH THE SHOOTING PAINS AND CONTINUED NUMBNESS AND SWELLING AND NOTHING LIKE AN ICEPACK OR WHATEVER. If I had a hemorrhage, I'd be dead. They need to triage.

To be fair, there were about twelve other people ahead of me, but that's not that big a load for them, so IDK. Eventually the doctor did show up and wiggled my ankle so that the feeling came back to my toes and gave me what looked like two Alieve and something to keep the swelling down and the drugs did work. Two hour and fifteen minutes of agony and coughing people for about five minutes facetime and two bucks worth of drugs.

"Put it on ice, keep it elevated and put a brace on it." the flustered doctor snapped.

"I don't have Ice packs or an ankle brace." I explained hoping that I could get the insurance to pick this one up.

"We don't either." and then she vanished.

My friend was nice enough to drive me to the Wal-mart to get the brace and ice pack, but she had a midterm and I had to take the bus home. This is not fun, with everyone glaring at you for looking young and healthy but sitting up in the 'disabled seats'. Can't wait until tomorrow morning with my crowded commuter bus.

the list of people who need a good kick in the nuts has been updated to the following:

1. Anyone who abuses power (Berine Madoff, Kim Jong Ill, rapists in general)

2. People on the bus who sit in an aisle seat despite the empty window seat next to them when other people are standing, thus preventing them from using the empty seat.

3. People with no sense of shame who really need one (celebrities, the couple copulating in the next room over and the morbidly obese woman in the baby T and short shorts)

4. People who don't cover their mouths when coughing/sneezing

5. Haters

I think the drugs are wearing off, Must eat more chocolate.