Congratulate me, I've been thrown out of a game.
Not for poor table behavior (I'd never stoop that low), but for this character.
I was told the party didn't have a druid, so I thought it would be fun to have a Bear that learned how to Wildshape into a dwarf.
Here's the story of what happened: [link]
The day after, the GM asked Boyfriend to tell me not to come back, unless I was going to be "Less, you know, Not laughing and joking so much."
His exact words.
GM, you're doing it wrong.
But fear not! Dain was re-rolled as a Barbarian for Pathfinder and is mauling his way through the world with a much happier group.