How Space-History was Made

*** LET ME SAY THIS NOW. TAKING ILLICIT DRUGS OF ANY KIND IS A REALLY BAD IDEA, FOR BOTH YOUR HEALTH AND BECAUSE THE PENALTIES ARE REALLY EXTREME AND NOT WORTH THE BUZZ. I DO NOT ENDORSE ILLICIT DRUG USE IN ANY WAY, I ONLY INTEND TO MOCK IT***

...Because you'd have to be High as Cloud City to think that flying really, really close to a couple dozen black holes is any form of a good idea.

... also this totally happened. I apologize if the Falcon's cockpit is completely unrecognizable, but I couldn't find a good reference.

I originally intended to give Chewie a giant bucket of meat for his munchies, but could not come up with any form of reasonable or unreasonable way that he could have gotten that. Cheez Thingz, on the other paw, sounds like fairly standard bachelor chow, and something that they'd have bags of in the galley.

Han solo, Chewbacca, Lando Calrissian and all things star wars are (c) George Lucas/lucasfilm. This is a parody done entirely for the LULZ and out of a deep love for the series, no offense of any kind intended.