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Internet Fauna by Allison-beriyani Internet Fauna by Allison-beriyani
or The Common Internet Troll and It's Prey.

YES! This is a series!! With lots of them!
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Greater/Common Internet Troll: The most common carnivore on the internet. feeds on the "LULZ" of other internet fauna. often hunts in packs, with a common mobbing call of "Umad? Umad?" surprizingly balanced, despite it's comically rotund appearance.

Lesser/Fail Troll: A relative of the Common troll, the fail troll also feeds on LULz, but is not as effective a hunter, and is often the prey of it's cousin. fortunately for the species, they breed quickly.

Noob: Small, helpless and undefined, these creatures are easy prey for the Common and Fail troll, but not as rich in LULZ as one might believe. They tend to mature into Standard Users fairly quickly.

Standard user: The most common denizen of the internet. reasonably intelligent and non-aggresive, they are difficult prey for all but the most experienced and clever trolls.

Perv: despite it's slug-like appearance, it's actually a fungus and primary decomposer if internet terrain. while easy hunting (they are slow and easy to attract), and full of LULZ, they have a disgusting bitter taste. Trolls only hunt them when in poor health.

Dramatis Personae: A loud and flashy creature that is always in the process of leaving it's current location as a way to drive up attention, it's favorite food. Unfortunately for it, it never looks where it's going, resulting in a circular pattern of movement that actually keeps it in it's place.

Creeper, Harmless: a creature that has become discombobulated somehow, and ambles across the forum plains awkwardly. it's erratic movements tend to put Standard users and other fauna ill at ease, but they are rarely dangerous. while easy to catch, it does not provide much LULZ, and it's strange movements when fighting off a troll can often injure it.

The LulzCow: Literally the dumbest thing alive. Prone to herd mentality and stampedes, the Lulzcow it the ideal prey of the Internet troll, full of Juicy, nourishing LULz and actually fun to hunt.
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61021376 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
:lol:Isn't the standard user just any or several others before their moult?
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Oreko-was-here Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
One of the best ideas ever.
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TheCastlevaniaChapel Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Noob \^o^/
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dashie89115 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
i wish to adopt a noob 
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dashie89115 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
do you  think you could turn this into a some sort creature catching game like pokemon?
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CJCroen Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Accurate! :D
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Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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Cutiedevilgurl143 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
I'm the noob and the great troll combined, I only troll in real life though.
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Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Be careful with that, IRL people can do a whole lot more than just leave mean comments.
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Elementoid200 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Student General Artist
This is true. The truest one is about lesser trolls , they breed very quickly.
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