The next installment in the Internet fauna series!
YES! This is a series!
Thief- This creature labors under the delusion that it is Invisible, and creates a decorative shell from more visible creatures to establish it's presence. It is thought they are a fungus, as no breeding activities have ever been observed.
Lurker- Very little is known about this elusive beast- is it a predator? or just extremely shy? Going to a Lurker's den/profile often reveals nothing- they simply vanish until a target's next activity.
Hacker- A highly specialized predator of only the choicest data. While it can be very destructive in it's search for food, it is generally healthy for the internet environment, as its pathways allow for the free flow of data for all creatures.
Fail or Facebook Hacker- Related to the true hacker, this creature has adapted to feed on attention and Lulz, though it's more of an opportunist than predator.
Role-Players- Standard Users who have developed extra heads for the purpose of socializing and sometimes attracting mates. Though their antics can appear Humorous or Bizarre to an outside viewer, they are generally friendly and harmless beasts.
Diva- a creature that thrives on it's sense of self-importance. easily identified by it's call of "Do you know who I am?". Ironically, all divas are identical, and therefore, indistinguishable.
White Knight- This avian is a single-gender species that requires others to breed. It stalks Divas, dramatis personae and other gullible creatures until the opportunity arises for them to preform their heroic-defender/ego fluffer mating dance. Their success rate is low, but they manage to survive.
I'm taking suggestions for the next installment! (I've already got wolf/weeaboos, super/anti-religious tards, old people and moderators, but that isn't enough for a page)