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Not Really Unicorns by Allison-beriyani Not Really Unicorns by Allison-beriyani
This is what happens when I bring up unicorns at my gaming group.

One person in the Group owns a corgi, who is remarkably tolerant of being dressed up in ridiculous costumes. So he was a unicorn for Halloween.
Then we discussed dressing him as a Sir (he's a very gentlemanly corgi), which led to a debate on how a unicorn would wear a hat.
This led to a discussion about the differences of concepts of unicorns between the ancient myths and children's toy manufacturers.
...and then one member brought up the whole phallic symbolism thing.

At that point the GM decided we should get back to the plot, and tried to get us to go somewhere riding unicorns, only to find that nobody took the Ride skill. So he decided on a giant dirigible unicorn, which we decided must be powered by flatulence, which is how rainbows are made.

Then the Barbarian tried to kill it for the XP, and the GM killed him with it, and nearly did the rest of the party in on accident.

Farticorn is a scary Mother F*cker.
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:iconjorda96:
Jorda96 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The ideal unicorn does look quite so ideal.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
You're a fan of rainbows and superfluous hair then?
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:iconjorda96:
Jorda96 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...Maybe...
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
It's okay.
Everyone is a six-year-old-princess at heart.
Even Chuck Norris.
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:iconjorda96:
Jorda96 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I doubt that, but seeing him riding an ideal unicorn sure would be something.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
ALL THE SPARKLES.
Most of them come from his beard though.
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:iconjorda96:
Jorda96 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES.
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:iconcommander-salamander:
commander-salamander Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Unicorgi is darling!
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
The most Majestic and Noble of magical beasts.
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:iconcommander-salamander:
commander-salamander Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
See it's flowing mane, it's graceful tail, the impressive horn, the wet nose and petite legs.
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