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Yet More Internet Fauna by Allison-beriyani Yet More Internet Fauna by Allison-beriyani
Here is the Third installment of the Internet fauna series!
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Wolfaboo and Weeaboo: Despite their radically different appearances, the Weeaboo and Wolfaboo are nearly identical species, characterized by their obsessive love of something they have deep and profound misunderstandings of. only mildly irritating pests, prone to rage fits if you attempt to correct their notions, otherwise they're harmless.

Christard and Athietard: These Blind, helpless, and extremely loud creatures are actually the same species: Egotistica Theologi Both are incapable of absorbing new information, are hostile to anything not precisely like them and bellow constantly- the only difference is the markings on their pudgy bellies. Presumably there are ones with markings of other belief systems, but these two are the most common on the internet. The screaming match between this pair has already attracted the attention of a pack of Internet Trolls, who will dispose of these pests shortly.

Flamer: this little reptile is a nervous and volitile crature, that defends itself from things it doesn't understand by firing burst of rage-fuel flames. Due to it's tiny cranium, however, it understands almost nothing. Fortuanately, it lack teeth, and the flames are only hot for a brief time- so only the thinnest-skinned of creatures and the flamer itself get burned.

Fan Rabies: The brony depicted here is not the creature we wish to examine, rather it's the disease he's been afflicted with- The scourge of all fandoms, Fan-rabies. Once, he was a perfectly harmless creature, happy to amble along with his fellow bronies and leave other internet users alone- now he's a slobbering beast, covered in irritable pustules, nearly blind, foaming at the mouth crazy and prone to wildly inappropriate sexual behavior. This disease decimated the Naruto and Sonic fandoms, and unless we find a cure, it will strike again.

Spammer: This poor, blind creature is afflicted with a permanent and very serious case of verbal diarrhea. even Troll have difficulty hunting this animal, as the sheer volume of ephemera can knock an incautious troll prone. fortunately, due to their constant output, spammers are unable to feed and soon starve.

This is a parody dome entirely for the LULZ. enjoy, and If you have Ideas for the next installment, Please tell me!
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:icondarksideduck:
DarkSideDuck Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
Christards and athietards are retards, right?
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:iconsoulessone12:
soulessone12 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
This looks nice but you forgot the troll
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:iconfirespraymando:
FiresprayMando Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, nice.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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:iconfirespraymando:
FiresprayMando Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure.
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:iconprincestaghorn:
PrinceStaghorn Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
i am happy to say there is a community of us bronies where fan rabies is for some reason going extinct. perhaps it has to do with us adapting certain features found in other internet fauna. I happen to fit into the niches of role player and moderator, with a small does of galloping random. 
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh, I hardly ever see infected bronies- it's really just a few enclosed clusters on DA.
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:iconprincestaghorn:
PrinceStaghorn Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Yeah. all the members of my "herd" are uninfected, thankfully
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:iconjewel-firefly:
Jewel-Firefly Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
Just found this. Laughing my ass off (and had to go get it). This edition of internet fauna reminds me of a joke I have with friends who catch me doing my DA stuff - I just say I'm faveing BIG EYED ANIME WOLVES (one of my least favorite things to see anywhere, along with MLP anything), and they leave me alone. :cynic:
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
See, when I spend my evenings chasing ass, I get yelled at.

Oh Wolfaboos.

My Local paper's editorial page just lit up with them, and the wolf-haters, because someone in the Park Service just realized CO stands a good chance of getting a wolf pack established this year.  We've got every variety of crazy from wolves-are-my-magical-spirit-animal-so-killing-them-is-like-killing-me to Woles-will-eat-our-babies-and-rape-our-women
I really wish I was joking.
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:icondino-mario:
Dino-Mario Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOLed so hard at the rabid brony.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I picked a brony only because I'm really bad at drawing Sonic the Hedgehog.
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:icondino-mario:
Dino-Mario Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see.It's a shame most bronies have fallen to the dark side of the force now...
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Not where I hang out anyway...
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:iconfluffyspiderz:
FluffySpiderz Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This has to be my favorite page of all your internet fauna so far.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
It's one of mine too. I'm particularly fond of the Spammer.
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:iconfluffyspiderz:
FluffySpiderz Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol it was the weeibu and the wolfaboo that got me XD
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
The internet has leaked on to my editorial page, wolfaboos everywhere.  It's hilarious.
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:iconfluffyspiderz:
FluffySpiderz Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol oh noes!
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:iconrockygems:
RockyGems Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Student General Artist
The Christard and Athietard are adorable :XD:
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I was going for the appearance of something between "Wrinkly, goo-covered newborn" and "Tumor" and somehow hit cute. I still have no idea how I did this.
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:iconaudinopancakes:
AudinoPancakes Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The spammer looks really cute!:meow: Too bad he'll die..=(
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
If it makes you feel better, they don't begin to spam until after they've bred, so he'll live on in his offspring!
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:iconaudinopancakes:
AudinoPancakes Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsniffle:Yeah,That makes me feel better.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Your avatar is cracking me up.
It shouldn't, but I find it inexplicably funny.
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:iconaudinopancakes:
AudinoPancakes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:Oh you mean the flying eyeball?
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Yes him.
He makes me giggle.
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:iconaudinopancakes:
AudinoPancakes Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Then he's doing his job!:D
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Good work little flying eyeball! You deserve a raise! what would you like?
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:iconmeisterjay:
MeisterJay Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Egotistica Theologi ur HIlarious
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
They're some of my favorite fauna to watch bicker.
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:iconbluedog444:
bluedog444 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Are Egotistica Theologi related to Hate Ogres? They look similar.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
It's a case of analogous evolution: sharks and dolphins aren't closely related at all, but have many similar features.
Egotistica carries symbols of it's cause and bellows because it is utterly convinced that It Is Right.
Hate ogres carry symbols of their cause and bellow because it is utterly convinced that You Are Wrong.
The difference is subtle, but important: Egotisitca acts out of arrogance, which is difficult to cure, but Hate Ogres act out of insecurity, which can usually be solved with a quiet, face-to-face chat.
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:iconbluedog444:
bluedog444 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I see...
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I may have seriously over-thought that.
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:iconxxhavok:
XxHavoK Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*rabid
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:iconxxhavok:
XxHavoK Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Is a brony
is not rapid
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Well, there enjoying the show, making pony jokes and art for fellow fans, and politely inviting others into the fold, but knowing that it's not to everyone's taste and still acting like a reasonable person. That's Normal Bronyhood.
Then there's getting irrationally angry at people who don't care for the show, making bizarre pony references where it's wildly inappropriate (say, funerals) detaching from reality and Clopping. That's a Rabid Brony.
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:iconxxhavok:
XxHavoK Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH OK
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:iconthemoreyouknowplz:

As a fellow brony, there's very little that annoys me more than the rabid members of the herd.
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:iconxxhavok:
XxHavoK Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
same!
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:iconwolfiepanzer:
Wolfiepanzer Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
This is so funny and true. I think of myself as a Fail Troll/Standard User.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Nah, you type in an infinitely more literate fashion than a Failtroll could ever manage.
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:iconbeadyeyedgirl:
BeadyEyedGirl Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the wolfaboo and weaboo made my day!!!! LOL!!!
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
They're always fun to watch fail all over the place.
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:iconjakeukalane:
Jakeukalane Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Atheism it is not wrong. The people that are atheist usually have highest standars of moral and criticism.

Maybe atheitards can be that way (i didn't see such thing so I can't judge properly) but usually is better to be critic with religion than permissive....

Despite of that, the figures are really funny :D
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
No, Atheism is not wrong, and neither is Christianity (though I'd rather not get into a philosophical debate here)

What I'm talking about here are the people on both sides who act like complete twits and make everyone else following those philosophies look like raving maniacs. The Christard assumes everyone is their moral inferior, while the Atheitard ends to assume that they are everyone's intellectual superior. Both demonstrate terrible, fallacy-filled rhetoric and generally spread more hate than wisdom.

You know, idiots.
and thank you!
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:iconjakeukalane:
Jakeukalane Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*higher
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:iconfradga:
Fradga Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is marvellous. High standard comedy.
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks! They're really just silly doodles but I'm glad they make you laugh!
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