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Yet More Internet Fauna by Allison-beriyani Yet More Internet Fauna by Allison-beriyani
Here is the Third installment of the Internet fauna series!
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Wolfaboo and Weeaboo: Despite their radically different appearances, the Weeaboo and Wolfaboo are nearly identical species, characterized by their obsessive love of something they have deep and profound misunderstandings of. only mildly irritating pests, prone to rage fits if you attempt to correct their notions, otherwise they're harmless.

Christard and Athietard: These Blind, helpless, and extremely loud creatures are actually the same species: Egotistica Theologi Both are incapable of absorbing new information, are hostile to anything not precisely like them and bellow constantly- the only difference is the markings on their pudgy bellies. Presumably there are ones with markings of other belief systems, but these two are the most common on the internet. The screaming match between this pair has already attracted the attention of a pack of Internet Trolls, who will dispose of these pests shortly.

Flamer: this little reptile is a nervous and volitile crature, that defends itself from things it doesn't understand by firing burst of rage-fuel flames. Due to it's tiny cranium, however, it understands almost nothing. Fortuanately, it lack teeth, and the flames are only hot for a brief time- so only the thinnest-skinned of creatures and the flamer itself get burned.

Fan Rabies: The brony depicted here is not the creature we wish to examine, rather it's the disease he's been afflicted with- The scourge of all fandoms, Fan-rabies. Once, he was a perfectly harmless creature, happy to amble along with his fellow bronies and leave other internet users alone- now he's a slobbering beast, covered in irritable pustules, nearly blind, foaming at the mouth crazy and prone to wildly inappropriate sexual behavior. This disease decimated the Naruto and Sonic fandoms, and unless we find a cure, it will strike again.

Spammer: This poor, blind creature is afflicted with a permanent and very serious case of verbal diarrhea. even Troll have difficulty hunting this animal, as the sheer volume of ephemera can knock an incautious troll prone. fortunately, due to their constant output, spammers are unable to feed and soon starve.

This is a parody dome entirely for the LULZ. enjoy, and If you have Ideas for the next installment, Please tell me!
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DarkSideDuck Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
Christards and athietards are retards, right?
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
This looks nice but you forgot the troll
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FiresprayMando Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, nice.
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Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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FiresprayMando Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure.
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PrinceStaghorn Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
i am happy to say there is a community of us bronies where fan rabies is for some reason going extinct. perhaps it has to do with us adapting certain features found in other internet fauna. I happen to fit into the niches of role player and moderator, with a small does of galloping random. 
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Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh, I hardly ever see infected bronies- it's really just a few enclosed clusters on DA.
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PrinceStaghorn Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
Yeah. all the members of my "herd" are uninfected, thankfully
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Jewel-Firefly Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
Just found this. Laughing my ass off (and had to go get it). This edition of internet fauna reminds me of a joke I have with friends who catch me doing my DA stuff - I just say I'm faveing BIG EYED ANIME WOLVES (one of my least favorite things to see anywhere, along with MLP anything), and they leave me alone. :cynic:
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Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
See, when I spend my evenings chasing ass, I get yelled at.

Oh Wolfaboos.

My Local paper's editorial page just lit up with them, and the wolf-haters, because someone in the Park Service just realized CO stands a good chance of getting a wolf pack established this year.  We've got every variety of crazy from wolves-are-my-magical-spirit-animal-so-killing-them-is-like-killing-me to Woles-will-eat-our-babies-and-rape-our-women
I really wish I was joking.
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