Yet More Internet Fauna

Here is the Third installment of the Internet fauna series!
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Wolfaboo and Weeaboo: Despite their radically different appearances, the Weeaboo and Wolfaboo are nearly identical species, characterized by their obsessive love of something they have deep and profound misunderstandings of. only mildly irritating pests, prone to rage fits if you attempt to correct their notions, otherwise they're harmless.

Christard and Athietard: These Blind, helpless, and extremely loud creatures are actually the same species: Egotistica Theologi Both are incapable of absorbing new information, are hostile to anything not precisely like them and bellow constantly- the only difference is the markings on their pudgy bellies. Presumably there are ones with markings of other belief systems, but these two are the most common on the internet. The screaming match between this pair has already attracted the attention of a pack of Internet Trolls, who will dispose of these pests shortly.

Flamer: this little reptile is a nervous and volitile crature, that defends itself from things it doesn't understand by firing burst of rage-fuel flames. Due to it's tiny cranium, however, it understands almost nothing. Fortuanately, it lack teeth, and the flames are only hot for a brief time- so only the thinnest-skinned of creatures and the flamer itself get burned.

Fan Rabies: The brony depicted here is not the creature we wish to examine, rather it's the disease he's been afflicted with- The scourge of all fandoms, Fan-rabies. Once, he was a perfectly harmless creature, happy to amble along with his fellow bronies and leave other internet users alone- now he's a slobbering beast, covered in irritable pustules, nearly blind, foaming at the mouth crazy and prone to wildly inappropriate sexual behavior. This disease decimated the Naruto and Sonic fandoms, and unless we find a cure, it will strike again.

Spammer: This poor, blind creature is afflicted with a permanent and very serious case of verbal diarrhea. even Troll have difficulty hunting this animal, as the sheer volume of ephemera can knock an incautious troll prone. fortunately, due to their constant output, spammers are unable to feed and soon starve.

This is a parody dome entirely for the LULZ. enjoy, and If you have Ideas for the next installment, Please tell me!