Krampus

Well, the election is over, so we're directly into full-throttle Christmas advertising, so here is my annual Way-Too-Early-Christmas piece.

Krampus was a buddy of saint Nick's from way back in the old country, but with the changing attitudes about beating poorly-behaved children and abandoning them in the woods, He hasn't been around much.

However, with the publication of such literary masterpieces as Fifty Shades of Gray, Krampus has been able to re-invent himself (after some spinal surgery, dental work and a Major Body Wax) as a disciplinarian for an entirely different group of naughty people.

So Merry Way-Too-Early-Christmas Everybody, and may your holidays be as Naughty or Nice as you like!